Don't do it! I swear, don't do it. Every stigma attached to traveling by bus is true. Blue haired old ladies, axe murders, grumpy old men continually passing some obnoxious rotten egg-like gas, huge oil marks left on the headrest, and general weirdos are the norm on a bus. Remember the old Twilight Zone series? There you go. I'm not referring to a tour bus, I'm referring to the Greyhound type. And speaking of dogs....oh never mind.
If you simply must take the bus, I suggest you visit your nearest hamburger or meat processing plant first. Once you see how they process beef and other assorted animal parts into hamburger, you will be ready for the bus passenger ride because it's similar. I only use this comparison because I would rather jump into one of those giant stainless steel grinders and have them hit the ON button than ride a bus again. I'm sorry, but I won't book one either. I just can't bring myself to put someone, anyone, in that situation. Next time you find a button or zipper in your burger, I was given 2 options.....take the bus or the grinder. Now you know which one I chose.
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